Also I do enjoy most terribly at giving horrific and most unpleasant first impressions.
Me. I said it.
(Source: kaktuskaktus)
1 week ago
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Grass is not just that beautiful green lawn that we measure our middle class success from.
History of the world in two hours
(Source: youtube.com)
2 months ago
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Many: What’s that?
Bernard: What’
Many: What are you eating?
Bernard: It’s some sort of delicious biscuit.
Many: It’s a coaster.
Bernard: is it? Are there any more?
Bernard: What’
Many: What are you eating?
Bernard: It’s some sort of delicious biscuit.
Many: It’s a coaster.
Bernard: is it? Are there any more?
Black Books - The Cleaner
(Source: youtube.com)
3 months ago
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Patrick: “Are you Backed?”
Charlie: “Like a cake.
Charlie: “Like a cake.
The Perks of Being a Wallflower
4 months ago
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Eric: Oh sweetie, don’t be a fool..
Jason: If I wanna be a fool, I will be a fool! That is my god given right as an American.
TRUE BLOOD (S05E12)
(very discretely, behind all the rubbish, they’re actually alright.)
4 weeks ago
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Customer: “You know, I’m probably getting a lot of secondary smoke from you.”
Bernard: “Don’t worry about it, get me a drink sometime.”
Black Books s01e06
2 months ago
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The more I see of the world, the more am I dissatisfied with it.
Lizzy in Pride And Prejudice by Jane Austen
2 months ago
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A man stood up and said:
“How can I ever make it clear that I really,
really … ”
“What?” the people around him cried. “What?”
“ … do not despise you?
“How can I ever make it clear that I really,
really … ”
“What?” the people around him cried. “What?”
“ … do not despise you?
Toon Tellegen - In the beginning there was tumult
(Source: poetryinternationalweb.net)
3 months ago
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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
Douglas Adams
4 months ago
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