Eric: Oh sweetie, don’t be a fool..
Jason: If I wanna be a fool, I will be a fool! That is my god given right as an American.
TRUE BLOOD (S05E12)
(very discretely, behind all the rubbish, they’re actually alright.)
Customer: “You know, I’m probably getting a lot of secondary smoke from you.”
Bernard: “Don’t worry about it, get me a drink sometime.”