Except Dylan Moran.

Now this has become a very popular wisdom to write on a photograph and post all over the internet.

Problem is, I am already half way trough my life and now you tell me this?! When I was fourteen and didn’t know what I want to do with my life, but had to make an important decision on witch school to go after elementary, my mother forced me to go study for a cook. I wanted to be a hairdresser, but she insisted saying, you’ll never be hungry!

Yes well… even then when classmates asked me why cook, I replayed, because I want to learn how to make flowers out of a carrot.

Back then, when I needed guidance and encouragement the most, the school advisor told my mother I was no good, that I should either go study for a hairdresser or a seamstress. And I hated sowing. When my mother tried to teach me how to knit, I had two left hands. And I hate that woman who judged me soley on my grades till this day.

So yeah, my point being, don’t tell your children what they can and can’t do! You are their parents, your job and duty is to help them achieve what they want the most! And by that I don’t mean give them money and buy expensive shit, no. I mean, be there for them, support them. Show them how they can do things on their own. Let them know it’s ok if they fail now and then. Life is full of ups and downs, and that’s what makes it interesting.

I had to go looking for job adds. Like I don’t already know I’m qualified to do absolutely nothing and am therefore unemployable. 

This is bullshit…

 Possibly.

…that I just went to a lot of trouble to find a girl on facebook that I suspect is a stalker of some dude I don’t even care about? And is it even weirder, that I found her and I send her a friend request using my secret stalker facebook profile? She of course accepted my friendship offer immediately and is completely unaware of what the fuck is going on.